Creedence Clearwater Revival – Bad Moon Rising
Actual Lyrics: “There’s a bad moon on the rise.”
Misheard as: “There’s a bathroom on the right.”
Toto – Africa
Actual Lyrics: “I bless the rains down in Africa.”
Sounds funnier as: “I left my brains down in Africa.”
Bon Jovi – Living On A Prayer
Actual Lyrics: “Woah, we’re half way there. Wo-ah! Livin’ on a prayer”
Sounds funnier as: “Woah, we’re half way there. Wo-ah! Climbin’ up the stairs”
Robert Palmer – Addicted to Love
Actual Lyrics: “Might as well face it, you’re addicted to love.”
Misheard as: “Might as well face it, you’re a —- with a glove.”
Hall & Oates – Everytime You Go Away
Actual Lyrics: “Everytime you go away, you take a piece of me with you.”
Misheard as: “Everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you.”
The Beatles – Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds
Actual Lyrics: “The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.”
Misheard as: “The girl with colitis goes by.”
Elton John – Tiny Dancer
Actual Lyrics: “Hold me closer, tiny dancer.”
Misheard as: “Hold me closer, Tony Danza.”
The Rolling Stones – Beast of Burden
Actual Lyrics: “I’ll never be your beast of burden.”
Misheard as: “I’ll never leave your pizza burnin’.”
Santana ft. Rob Thomas – Smooth
Actual Lyrics: “Man it’s a hot one, like seven inches from the midday sun.”
Misheard as: “Man it’s a hot one, like seven midgets in the midday sun.”
Manfred Mann’s Earth Band – Blinded By The Light
Actual Lyrics: “Revved up like a deuce”
Misheard as: “Wrapped up like a douche”
Marvin Gaye – Sexual Healing
Actual Lyrics: “Darling, you’re so great. I can’t wait for you to operate.”
Misheard as: “Darling, you’re so great. I can’t wait for you to ovulate.”
Bon Jovi – Living On A Prayer
Actual Lyrics: “It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not.”
Misheard as: “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not.”
R.E.M. – Losing My Religion
Actual Lyrics: “That’s me in the corner. That’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion.”
Misheard as: “Let’s pee in the corner. Let’s pee in the spotlight, losing my religion.”
The Beatles – Get Back
Actual Lyrics: “Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner.”
Misheard as: “Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman.”
Bee Gees – Stayin’ Alive
Actual Lyrics: “It’s alright. It’s okay. You may look the other way.”
Misheard as: “It’s alright. It’s okay. You make love the other way.”
The Eagles – Hotel California
Actual Lyrics: “On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair”
Misheard as: “On a dark desert highway, cool whip in my hair”
JIMI HENDRIX - PURPLE HAZE
Actual Lyrics: ”Excuse me while I kiss the sky.”
Misheard as: ”Excuse me while I kiss this guy.”
ABBA – Dancing Queen
Actual Lyrics: “Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine”
Misheard as: “Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tangerine”
(Bonus lyric: “See that girl, watch that scene, diggin’ the dancing queen” is often misheard as “See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen”)
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